At the beginning of each month, NY Mag‘s The Cut reviews the previous month’s fashion magazines to come up with the “Best & Worst of” the top publications. I always try to control my laughter when reading, but inevitably fail, eliciting concerned looks from others. Here are the highlights from the January issue review– hope you get as big a kick out of it as I do!
Best Fruit – Nylon
Pineapples are the cats of fruit.
Photo: Brooke Nipar/Nylon
Best Floral Mess - Dazed & Confused
Really. They couldn’t work in a coconut bra? It’s like, why even bother.
Photo: Yelena Yemchuk/Dazed & Confused
Second Best Floral Mess - Marie Claire
Military florals. Even the model is like, “This hat is coming off… right?”
Photo: Tesh/Marie Claire
Best Face - Elle
What a coincidence — that’s my listening face, too!
Photo: Bruno Staub/Elle
Most Awkward Posing - Flaunt
Well, at least she’s not naked and got to wear more than a g-string and see-through shirt.
But it’s hard not to feel bad for this girl, what with the Satanic shoes and bending over on a chair and all.
But it’s hard not to feel bad for this girl, what with the Satanic shoes and bending over on a chair and all.
Photo: David Bellemere/Flaunt
Most Unnecessary Makeovers -Glamour
A Kardashian or two got their paws on these women and shoved them into
synthetic fur vests and pleather hooker heels so that they might exemplify “Kardashian Law.”
synthetic fur vests and pleather hooker heels so that they might exemplify “Kardashian Law.”
Photo: Ben Watts/Glamour
Grossest Hair-Eating - Dazed & Confused
She had a dream, you had a barf bag…
Photo: Kacper Kasprzyk/Dazed & Confused
Best Accessory - Vogue
And so fills the monthly requisite cat quotient.
If you look closel, it appears that the cat has a leash hanging off its neck,
which may or may not be attached to her belt.
I’ve been saying people should go around that way for years.
If you look closel, it appears that the cat has a leash hanging off its neck,
which may or may not be attached to her belt.
I’ve been saying people should go around that way for years.
Photo: Steven Klein/Vogue
Biggest Pants - Surface
You could probably DIY a pair with a bagged curtain from Bed, Bath & Beyond.
The street style people would be all over it.
The street style people would be all over it.
Photo: Tom Allen/Surface
Best Sleeve - Surface
Could have also easily gone with best upper abs. Look out, Karlie Kloss.
Photo: Yoshiaki Sekine/Surface
Best Editor Homage – BritishVogue
This is a recent favorite dress of Anna Wintour’s!
Photo: Patrick Demarchelier/Vogue
Most Unnecesary X-Ray Effect -W
If someone’s wearing a puffy sleeve, you want tosee the puffy sleeve.
Photo: Nick Knight/W
Best Use of Egg - Flaunt
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